New Year's Resolutions

1) I will not buy any more books, but read the ones I got for xmas and borrow some from friends.

2) I will no longer work at the weekend.

3) I will no longer form romantic attachments to wildly-inappropriate men.

4) I will complete my as-yet-untitled secret project by the end of February.

5) I will not be seduced with by Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

6) I will try to resist the temptation to email/call/text/DM Alice when she is at work.

7) I won't watch things on TV that I've seen twenty (or even two) times before.

8) I will start leaving feedback for sellers on eBay.

9) Oh, and I'll do something philathropic, you know, for good measure.